

(You kids today don’t know how good you have it etc. There was also the interminable lead time in which the film dawdled around with irrelevant “plot” making us wait for the nudity. We subjected ourselves to Heavy Metal (1981) and The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984) in the hopes of glimpsing a few jiggling breasts (animated or otherwise) and the stultifying stupidity of the surrounding feature film was only noticeable in retrospect. In the pre-Internet days of the 1980s horny youngsters were perfectly willing to sit through an entire terrible movie in the hopes of glimpsing some boobs.


The most insane threesome of all time is just an end-credits sequence
